Monday, March 04, 2013

Several random observation on a morning bus

1. A boy might indeed glitter under the sun!

The vampires description of twilight (not that I read it, though, sorry :P) always puzzled me. "They glitter under the sun".
Huh, what?
Do they wear body glitter or something?
Such girlie vampires! xD

But this morning, under the warm morning sun of early march, in spite of getting squashed in the ultra packed bus, I witnessed the true nature of such phenomenon!

A boy can indeed glitter under the sun!!

As I averted my view from other human beings all unwillingly packed in this small container called bus to look down, I saw the back of the hand of a guy in front of me.

He was holding on to the bus door handle, thus the sunshine reached his skin through the bus glass door.

And I saw it..

it glitters!!!

Hold on though,
I am a researcher,
so somehow it didn't occur to me that time to check his face for fangs x____X

So, scientifically, instead I inspected further the mesmerizing glittery object in front of me.
Upon further inspection, it was his hand hair, which was gold blond, that reflects the sun and gave that glittery effect!

Thus, the conclusion is, that so called glittery vampires in twilight, are all just caucasian men with blonde body hair that they don't shave and just happen to reflect the sunlight :D

2. Sweet smelling perfume.. isn't so sweet in the morning bus packed with people

I love sweet smelling perfumes. My fav perfume back then was one which smelled like vanilla wafer.
But this morning, having to unintentionally intensively inhaling such sweet smelling perfume from one of the people packed around me, I realized... such sweet smell really could make me nauseous x____X

So, note to myself, search for a reallyyyyyy really light perfume to wear in the morning next time as not to offend anyone's olfactory senses early in the morning.

3. Human brain cluster computing?

As I stand there idly, busily thinking of the 2 above thoughts, I noticed that the person besides me was busy humming a tune and tapping his finger on the bus hand bar. I suddenly noticed, at the same time, all the brains around me are all working to each its own despite we are all standing idly and quietly in this overly packed bus in the morning.

If only we could finally able to make use of human brain as processors, it would be great to be able to connect them all, establishing an ad-hoc cluster processors that can be used for better purpose during that minutes the bus goes from one stop to the other! I'm certain the power could be used for greater purposes than to think about all these points I've just pondered upon mindlessly during my 10 mins commute from home to work.